Someone left a pair of brand new Vans in the locker room. They’re awesome looking. They’re just my size and now on my feet. FLML
I had a bong in my backpack today. A security guard comes up to me and says “Hey you, step away from the bag.” I immediately freeze and put my bag down and back away. I see security surrounding my identical twin. I run. FLML.
I’m eating a burrito, and it’s delicious. FLML.
All of my friends are fat. FLML.
i can put my leg behind my head. FLML.!
INTERNET! FLML!
My boobs itch. I think they’re growing. FLML!!!!
today, i did some tanning. in march. in new england. FLML
Today i was talking to the girl i liked and asked how her mom felt about us, she told her to let her know when she needed birth control. FLMY
Today, I looked cute. FLML.
I watched Slumdog Millionaire, bootlegged, for the fifth time today. FLML.
I was at the mall today and this really hot guy had checked me out. Not only did he check me out but he did not look at any of my prettier friends. He made eye contact and smiled at me. FLML
I had two delicious dinners last night for free. FLML
my boyfriend gave me a rubberband shaped like a squirrell. FLML :]
I’m dancing around the room to MIA in pj bottoms. I don’t care how stupid I look. FLML.
